The Informal IT – The employee who can fix your computer without putting in a request ticket. It is like they have every document memorized. This includes benefits, policies, and work flows. The Encyclopedia – The employee who can answer any question about any aspect of the job. Is there an affair happening at the office? Did someone get reprimanded by their boss? The Tabloid has you covered. The Tabloid – The employee who always knows the good gossip. Either way, they are improving their artistic skills on a daily basis through the power of doodling. Sometimes it is to make it through a difficult meaning. The Doodler – The employee who is always drawing in the margins. They always have a funny article for you to read, or chain letter to be passed along. The Content Curator – The employee who sends the most hyperlinks and spam emails. No matter what happens, they have a song for the occasion. The Desk-iny’s Child – The employee that can always be heard singing to themselves. Everything is available digitally, yet this person needs to keep their own set of files. The Paper Wizard – The employee who is always printing something. Leave the rice cakes at home when The Snackmaster is in the office. You can always rely on them when you have the mid-morning munchies.
The Snackmaster – The employee who always has the best snacks in their desk. The Tidiest is always good for a wet wipe or napkin. They never have any piles of papers or documents. The Tidiest – The employee with the cleanest desk. We all just assume they go to bed promptly at 6pm. While we are all in our post-lunch coma, The 2:30 Warrior keeps on killing their workload.
The 2:30 Warrior – The employee that regularly gets their second wind in the afternoon. Think Molly Ringwald setting up the sushi in The Breakfast Club.
They set it up, heat it up, and eat it up with the same style every day. There is always that one person in the office who has their lunch routine down pat. The Lunch Lad/Lady – The employee who is the most particular about their lunch routine/ habits.
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